Kim Jon Il reveals North Korea’s new plan for World Domination; Soccer!

 Pictures released of North Korea’s new soccer training facilities.

By AfricanLegend.
North Korea performed admirably against five time world champions Brazil at World Cup 2010 in South Africa, where North Korea were impressively beaten 2-1. How is it that North Korea, known to most people as a military state conspiring to manufacture nuclear weapons, managed to put together a decent team?

Following the match Kim Jong Il issued a statement in the one North Korean newspaper named “The Kim Jong Il Times” explaining North Korea’s new plan for World domination.

“It was a good performance by the soldiers, they know what is at stake. If they not win, this will be the last World Cup for them. I already have 22 replacements lined up. Failure is not acceptable!” said Kim Jong Il as he slurped down his Mocha Latte Frappuccino.

“People think all we do in North Korea is make nuclear weapons. That’s not true. We realized we not good at that. In fact we [suck]. Missiles keep falling in ocean or missing their target. Justin Beiber is very annoying so we tried to launch missile to his house but unfortunately we hit South Korea. This was not our intention and the guy that shot those missiles was executed. We decided the best plan to conquer the world was to build bad ass soccer team. To emphasize our new commitment to non-violent world domination, we have released satellite pictures to the Evil Infidels of the West (citation: Guide to Terrorist Vocab, pg 12)”