FLAT-OUT cute!

In other news, Kanye West marries Sarah Jessica Parker....

"Hope they don't drive themselves bananas."

FLAT-OUT Genius!

Regardless of your belief in whether or not we evolved from lower primates like monkeys, you have to give these animals credit. In this instance they quickly ascertained that the sudden drop in food supply was directly related to the sign placed in front of their cages...

MONKEY..

 

SEE..

  

MONKEY...DO!!!

FLAT-OUT SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!

You saw it here on Flat-out blog. Boston is under many feet of snow.....This guy barely made it out! Watch coverage of the epic snow fall that has sent many Boston residents running for the hills!!

FLAT-OUT Untrustworthy Source!

My advice is don't believe this joker!

FLAT-OUT Genius

Superbowl advertisements are things that get even the American football un-enthusiasts excited. The hope of viewing the funniest, most lively commercial of year should be expected since they cast about $3 million for a 30 second slot. Instead, we are lampooned with one disappointing advertisement after another as companies flush money down a digital toilet.

However, sometimes simplicity is genius. While Bud-light continues to mock it's customers with possibly the most stupid ads in the milky way, Google produced a simply advertisement that I thought was genius. They didn't even use a funny looking guy or a dog!

FLAT-OUT Unacceptible!

I don't mind when people flood my wall with pointless facebook applications. Usually it is just a poor way of reminding someone that you are thinking of them or perhaps you were too lazy to hit the "Skip this step" button in the "Share this app with friends" sections.

Either way, NO MAN should send another man SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!

Absurd!! I really hate PINK!

FLAT-OUT Pure JOY!!!!

I can actually understand thie man's joy...

He may not be ready to be a father but he sure has some pretty fine dance moves!!

FLAT-OUT from the heart!

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HAHA! This site is funny on so many levels.

FLAT-OUT Funny!

I was watching FOX News and for a moment I thought they were talking about another planet other than earth. SO....LET'S CALL THEM...........

hahah

FLAT-OUT Pimpin!

It's official, President Kennedy was the OG White House pimp. In fact recently, Bill Clinton admitted to reading Kennedy's book "White House Shenanigans: Volume 1" but went on to mention he did not read the last few chapters.

That's probably explains why Clinton got caught.

Three cheers for Political Pimping, it makes news more interesting!

FLAT-OUT Never drink and Steal!

Don't "Drink and Steal!"

In fairness, he did get the job half way done...he just lacked an exit strategy.

FLAT-OUT High School Drama!

I have heard of high school beef but the senior class (4rth years) girls compiling a list of freshmen girls (1st years) and titling it "The Slut List" is going a little overboard.

What do you have to do to make that list anyway.

I'm all about equality...SO...why not make "The Douchebag List" for guys? Then they can make people on both lists go to prom together (just thinking outside the box).



WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THESE SCHOOLS?

FLAT-OUT embarrassing to black people because we made it.

MO MONEY TAXES!
I saw this advertisement on TV a few times. I laughed the first 10 or so times that I saw it, then it occurred to me that I had forgotten to be offended. So, I am offended now. Officially!

The most offensive part is probably the white woman doing the "Ghetto Black Woman" impression.

"I heard there's a place that can get you YO check in 30 seconds"

Shame on you black person that made this!!

Watch it and weep! Or laugh...

FLAT-OUT Unlucky!

This is just a case of us being in the WRONG place at the WRONG time!

FLAT-OUT munchies!

Honestly, I always felt people should have given Michael a break but after he appeared in a subway commercial advertising food, I simply could not resist!