Don't "Drink and Steal!"
In fairness, he did get the job half way done...he just lacked an exit strategy.
FLAT-OUT Never drink and Steal!
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
FLAT-OUT High School Drama!
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Friday, January 29, 2010
I have heard of high school beef but the senior class (4rth years) girls compiling a list of freshmen girls (1st years) and titling it "The Slut List" is going a little overboard.
What do you have to do to make that list anyway.
I'm all about equality...SO...why not make "The Douchebag List" for guys? Then they can make people on both lists go to prom together (just thinking outside the box).
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THESE SCHOOLS?
FLAT-OUT embarrassing to black people because we made it.
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MO MONEY TAXES!
I saw this advertisement on TV a few times. I laughed the first 10 or so times that I saw it, then it occurred to me that I had forgotten to be offended. So, I am offended now. Officially!
The most offensive part is probably the white woman doing the "Ghetto Black Woman" impression.
"I heard there's a place that can get you YO check in 30 seconds"
Shame on you black person that made this!!
Watch it and weep! Or laugh...
FLAT-OUT Unlucky!
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This is just a case of us being in the WRONG place at the WRONG time!
FLAT-OUT munchies!
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Honestly, I always felt people should have given Michael a break but after he appeared in a subway commercial advertising food, I simply could not resist!
FLAT-OUT prepared for ANYTHING!
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Thanks to google, you can be sure that what ever forces of darkness attack you in the dead of night, you will certainly be prepared.
FLAT-OUT waaay to literal!
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Be careful what you ask for. Some day you may just end with more than you bargained for HAHA!
As for the guy, I doubt he ever saw this coming. (Ok that was bad!!)
FLAT-OUT lack of attention to detail.
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After listening to President Obama's State of the Union address, CNN Reporter Chris Mathews was quoted to have said,
“I forgot he was black tonight for an hour…I said wait a minute, he’s an African American guy in front of a bunch of other white people…”
I am disturbed at his one hour of absentmindedness, yet humored.
Just an hour? Did he then snap out of it? Did Obama's blackness return to clobber him over the head like a night stick?
As for the US forgetting but his race, that might just be FLAT-OUT Delusional.
(See Video)
NB: OBAMA IS AFRICAN, WE'RE CLAIMING HIM....TILL HE MESSES UP...THEN THE US CAN HAVE HIM BACK.
FLAT-OUT Prepared for ANYTHING!
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Now this guy is flat-out prepared for ANYTHING! I'd hate to be knocking at his door selling girl scout cookies....This is taking the right to bare arms a little too far.
"Ladies! Would you date this guy??"
FLAT-OUT Dumb!
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Steve Jobs you are a genius...but making a big ass i-phone is just FLAT-OUT DUMB!!!
Read a book instead.
FLAT-OUT Hustle
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"King of the Hustle...unfortunately they flat-out caught him." :-(
The "VuvuZela": FLAT-OUT Annoying, yet awesome!
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The most annoying instrument in all sport.....but it's FLAT-OUT AWESOME!!
Shosholoza!!
FLAT-OUT Hilarious
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"Quick while he is asleep, throw in $256 million for a rat testing facility in Alaska..."
