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FLAT-OUT cute!

. Monday, February 22, 2010

In other news, Kanye West marries Sarah Jessica Parker....

"Hope they don't drive themselves bananas."

FLAT-OUT Genius!

. Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Regardless of your belief in whether or not we evolved from lower primates like monkeys, you have to give these animals credit. In this instance they quickly ascertained that the sudden drop in food supply was directly related to the sign placed in front of their cages...

MONKEY..

 

SEE..

  

MONKEY...DO!!!

FLAT-OUT SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!

. Wednesday, February 10, 2010

You saw it here on Flat-out blog. Boston is under many feet of snow.....This guy barely made it out! Watch coverage of the epic snow fall that has sent many Boston residents running for the hills!!

FLAT-OUT Untrustworthy Source!

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My advice is don't believe this joker!

FLAT-OUT Genius

. Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Superbowl advertisements are things that get even the American football un-enthusiasts excited. The hope of viewing the funniest, most lively commercial of year should be expected since they cast about $3 million for a 30 second slot. Instead, we are lampooned with one disappointing advertisement after another as companies flush money down a digital toilet.

However, sometimes simplicity is genius. While Bud-light continues to mock it's customers with possibly the most stupid ads in the milky way, Google produced a simply advertisement that I thought was genius. They didn't even use a funny looking guy or a dog!


FLAT-OUT Unacceptible!

. Monday, February 8, 2010

I don't mind when people flood my wall with pointless facebook applications. Usually it is just a poor way of reminding someone that you are thinking of them or perhaps you were too lazy to hit the "Skip this step" button in the "Share this app with friends" sections.

Either way, NO MAN should send another man SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!



Absurd!! I really hate PINK!

FLAT-OUT Pure JOY!!!!

. Saturday, February 6, 2010

I can actually understand thie man's joy...

He may not be ready to be a father but he sure has some pretty fine dance moves!!

FLAT-OUT from the heart!

. Friday, February 5, 2010

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HAHA! This site is funny on so many levels.



FLAT-OUT Funny!

. Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I was watching FOX News and for a moment I thought they were talking about another planet other than earth. SO....LET'S CALL THEM...........


hahah

FLAT-OUT Pimpin!

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It's official, President Kennedy was the OG White House pimp. In fact recently, Bill Clinton admitted to reading Kennedy's book "White House Shenanigans: Volume 1" but went on to mention he did not read the last few chapters.

That's probably explains why Clinton got caught.


Three cheers for Political Pimping, it makes news more interesting!

 

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